You presented the show to find a new INXS singer. Do you think the winner will ever hang himself while masturbating?
To be honest, I think he’s going to be a great front man. He’s very sexy but quite bizarre at the same time so, yeah he’s still a bit out there like Michael was. He’s just one sexy mother****er.

Is that a yes? He’s going to tie himself to a door to crack one out?
Well he probably won’t hang himself wanking, but I wouldn’t put anything past him.

You’ve also starred in computer game Need For Speed 2 – are you inundated by geek stalkers?
You know, yeah. But I don’t discriminate. I love geeks, they’re so uncensored. They’re just comfortable in their own skin and don’t know any better, that’s kind of hot.

Would you ever pull one… online?
There’s something to be said for it, as it’s purely an intellectual attraction online. But for me, the chemistry and sexual part of a relationship is huge. You could be totally stimulated but I’d leave it just at the phone sex. In reality your online partner might be horrible!

You said “the S word”!
Well, yes. The problem is, all you guys want me to talk about is my boobs. You all come from a slightly different angle and then just focus on what I’ve said about boobs! It’s alright I guess, but ask me about cars!

Okay. Erm, what car do you drive? We’re not very good at this…
I’ve sold my Ferrari and now I have a Hummer. And I just bought a Bentley as a birthday present to myself. I just got divorced, so I deserved it.

How fast have you gone?
Well I drove a Porsche on the autobahn in Germany at the car’s limit – it was somewhere around the 180mph area. I used to drive my Ferrari down this great stretch of desert on the road to Arizona too. Last time I got two tickets in an hour, and then there was a cop-car waiting for me at the state border to arrest me.

Can’t you just flash a boob and they’ll let you off?
Well that’s half the problem – they see a hot girl doing 160 in a Ferrari and they simply have to pull her over. They expect me to flutter my eyelashes, lower my top and ask for forgiveness. I’m like, “Gimme the damn ticket!” so I can get going again.