Man Up Your Girly Drinks

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Malibu & Coke
Becomes…
Malibu & Bloke

How can you man it up?
A butch glass instantly beefs up any maiden’s grog. Pour in a shot of Malibu, but only fill the glass half full with Coke. Top up with Guinness and knock it back like a man.
How does it taste?
Pleasantly fragrant. Like a large dollop of your girlfriend’s body wash has fallen in a can of Guinness.
Fun fact
The average Malibu and Coke contains 156 calories, the same as one bagel.

Lager and Lime
Becomes…
A Green Eyed Monster

How can you man it up?
Jägerbombs are, like, so last Friday. Drop a shot of lime-flavoured vodka into the eye of the beery storm and down your pint in one go.
How does it taste?
It looks like a normal pint, but then you feel the fire in the back of your throat and and you know the culprit is that dastardly vodka.
Fun fact
The average cost of a Foster’s lager in India is Rs. 120.

Sex on the Beach

Becomes…
A Sandy Bonk

How can you man it up?
Into an ice-filled pint glass, pour a shot of vodka and
a shot of Archers. Then replace the orange juice with an orange Bacardi Breezer.
How does it taste?
Like that dodgy punch you made from the leftover spirits from New Year’s Eve 2009.
Fun fact
Sex On The Beach is one of the International Bartenders Association’s official cocktails that was first made in 1973.

A Cosmopolitan
Becomes…
A Fruity Gentleman

How can you man it up?
A standard Cosmo contains a shot of vodka, and one of Cointreau. Swap the Cointreau for Grand Marnier. Then double up on the shots.
How does it taste?
Like the luminous grog guzzled by underage drinkers in TGIF. Strong and wrong.
Fun fact
The Cosmo was guzzled by Carrie and co on Sex And The City. Which makes it more girly than a sit-down wee.

Strawberry Margarita
Becomes…
Strawberry Man-garita

How can you man it up?
Deconstruct it: down a shot of tequila, Cointreau, lime juice and then munch down a strawberry sprinkled with salt and Tabasco.
How does it taste?
Hot, salty and sweet, you can almost feel the hairs busting out of your chest.
Fun fact
Mexican bartender Don Carlos Orozco is said to have created the drink in 1941.

A White Wine Spritzer
Becomes…
A White Stein Spritzer

How can you man it up?
First invest in a stein. Then instead of adding soda, finish it off with lemon flavour Bacardi Breezer.
How does it taste?
Like a German beer wench has just dunked your head in a vat of crisp, cool white wine and then motorboated you.
Fun fact
The term ‘spritzer’ comes from the German ‘spritzen’, which means ‘to squirt’.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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